Freezing Our Balls Off in [City] — Boxed Set of 6 Cards

HOL-BALLS-1

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Cold? miserable? aggressively layering like it’s an Olympic sport?
This boxed set says it all — and it says it for your city.

Our “Freezing Our Balls Off in ______” holiday cards come in a selection of preset locations so you can rep exactlywhere the frostbite is happening. Whether you’re shouting out Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver, or any other icy hellscape — these cards nail the vibe.

Funny, bold, and painfully relatable, this set of six is perfect for locals, tourists, lodge shops, ski towns, and anyone who lives somewhere cold enough to question their life decisions.

• Boxed set of 6 identical cards per box
• A2 (4.25" × 5.5")
• Blank inside
• Digitally printed on eco-conscious FSC certified stock
• Includes 6 ed Green Seal Certified envelope
• Designed & printed in Canada

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