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Wishing you a Dope Ass Christmas!
Merry Shrinkflation!
Santa won't you Back Dat Azz up!
Have yourself a Merry Little Shitmas!
Christmas? in This Economy?
Buckle up Bitches! Shit's bout to get real
Look at all the things we can't afford!
He Doesn't Even Go Here!
Your unrelenting Holiday Spirit Bums me out
Screw Good Tidings we brought WINE!
Cheers To Another Shitty Year!
Here we go yo! Here we go yo!
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