Buckle up Bitches! Shit's bout to get real
Look at all the things we can't afford!
He Doesn't Even Go Here!
Your unrelenting Holiday Spirit Bums me out
Screw Good Tidings we brought WINE!
Cheers To Another Shitty Year!
Here we go yo! Here we go yo!
Over it Card
Dude! He Doesn't Even Look Like Me! Card
Fuck It Let's Party! Card
Tis The Season For Canceling Plans
Good God Not Another Gift Card! Card
Happy Holigays from Your Ho Ho Homos Card
Hope You Saved Room... For A Little Twerky! Card
Started From The Bottom Card
Let's Gather and Eat Our Feelings
Merry Crisis and a Happy New Fear Card
Don't Call It A Comeback Card
Christmas Cancelled Card