Mom, I'm Sorry About Being Right All The Time Happy Mother's Day Card
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Mom, Great Job On Raising A Perfect Child Happy Mother's Day Card
Sorry For The Feels Dad But Happy Father's Day Card
Too soon for a Valentine's Day card? Fuck it.
Wishing you a happy Single Shaming Day!
Happy Valetnine's ya Prick!
I'm so glad I found you instead of Jesus!
It's Valentines Day so... Butt Stuff?
2024
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He Doesn't Even Go Here!
Your unrelenting Holiday Spirit Bums me out
Screw Good Tidings we brought WINE!
Cheers To Another Shitty Year!
Buckle up Bitches! Shit's bout to get real
Here we go yo! Here we go yo!
Look at all the things we can't afford!
Get Well Soon Please Before You Make Me Sick Card
I'm Pretty Sure It's Your Birthday. Happy Birthday? Card
Let's Get Day Drunk! For Your Birthday! Card
Happy Birthday Please Start Aging Like a Normal Human Card
