He Doesn't Even Go Here!
Your unrelenting Holiday Spirit Bums me out
Screw Good Tidings we brought WINE!
Cheers To Another Shitty Year!
Buckle up Bitches! Shit's bout to get real
Here we go yo! Here we go yo!
Look at all the things we can't afford!
The 90s Was 30 Years Ago Card
Happy Coming Out Of Your Mom's Vagina Day Card
Go Shawty! It's Sherbert-day! Birthday Card
I'm Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Sympathy Card
Sorry You're Dealing With This Turd Typhoon Sympathy Card
Way Too Pretty To Deal With This Crap Sympathy Card
Plot Twist! Congrats You Guys! Card
Congrats You Guys! Card
I'm Pretty Sure It's Your Birthday. Happy Birthday? Card
Let's Get Day Drunk! For Your Birthday! Card
Happy Birthday Please Start Aging Like a Normal Human Card
Happy Birthday Ya Fancy Bitch Card